Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Dear Stalker

Dear Stalker,

Hello Cupcake. I know you're reading this right about now. Creepy. I think you might find better information in your email fatty;-) Happy reading.

Carrot Dangler


For all my other readers, no, I am not an arrogant blogger that thinks she has so many followers and she's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo popular that she's being stalked. No I am not a mean blogger that walks around making fun of people's weight and putting them down by calling them fat. No, I am not a blogger that puts hidden meanings in my blogs. Wait...yes I am. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
This blog is directed at a friend that *should* understand what this means. If not, he or she really is a nerd.


Hayley said...

I'm SURE you don't mean least I hope you don't...I only just found your blog so I'm assuming I'm not a stalker?? I know I am a bit of a nerd though...LOL...

Kelly Olexa said...

Another douchebag?? Where do these people come from?


Anonymous said...

Cute. :)